always look on the bright side of life

some things in life are bad
they can really make you mad
other things just make you swear and curse
when you're chewing on life's gristle
don't grumble, give a whistle
and this'll help things turn out for the best

and...always look on the bright side of life 
always look on the light side of life

if life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
when you're feeling in the dumps
don't be silly chumps
just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing

for life is quite absurd
and death's the final word
you must always face the curtain with a bow
forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow

so always look on the bright side of death 
just before you draw your terminal breath

life's a piece of shit
when you look at it
life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
you'll see it's all a show
keep 'em laughing as you go
just remember that the last laugh is on you