everybody supports women

everybody supports women

until a woman's doing better than you

everybody wants you to love yourself

until you actually do

it was something about her hair 

so perfectly fallen 

she was nice and smart and funny 

and got everything she wanted 

and she does charity 

isn't that the most obnoxious thing you've heard

her popularity

she's too pretty for her own good

she's probably self-centered, we hate her and she's nothing

if everybody leaves her, then she had it coming 

is there anything 

you'd like to put on the record

you know

while everyone's listening

I would like it to be known that I'm not like her 

I'm mocking her 'cause I'm not like her

I'm not like those girls who are not like those girls

I love doing makeup, I don't mock women like her 

I'm not like her 

as soon as she hits it 

I'm kicking her out

she's had enough of the love

and I'm bringing her down

everyone together 

on the count of three

one, two, you're mundane 

we agree

your ambition is swallowable

if you tell the story right 

say that you hate yourself 

and self criticize 

but if we smell desperation 

on your neck and face

we'll drag you across

your own public stage 

we burn her name in the back 

anything with her name attached

her newspaper's in the trash 

I just keep thinking man 

what a waste 

what a shame 

I was starting to like her 

but now she got great 

we'd never hate her to her face

but I hope she knows

she knows, she knows, she knows 

I don't like your tone 

I don't like how much you've grown 

it's so boring to not be yanking 

muscle off of a woman's bone

everybody hates the-

everyone hates the unrelatable

and I love to place two of 'em

in the arena of the public's eye 

and try and get'em to fight 

about something dumb and we pick sides

'cause staring at her too long 

made our life look like muted pastels

we'll love you  

if you just make us feel better about ourselves