everybody supports women
until a woman's doing better than you
everybody wants you to love yourself
until you actually do
it was something about her hair
so perfectly fallen
she was nice and smart and funny
and got everything she wanted
and she does charity
isn't that the most obnoxious thing you've heard
her popularity
she's too pretty for her own good
she's probably self-centered, we hate her and she's nothing
if everybody leaves her, then she had it coming
is there anything
you'd like to put on the record
you know
while everyone's listening
I would like it to be known that I'm not like her
I'm mocking her 'cause I'm not like her
I'm not like those girls who are not like those girls
I love doing makeup, I don't mock women like her
I'm not like her
as soon as she hits it
I'm kicking her out
she's had enough of the love
and I'm bringing her down
everyone together
on the count of three
one, two, you're mundane
we agree
your ambition is swallowable
if you tell the story right
say that you hate yourself
and self criticize
but if we smell desperation
on your neck and face
we'll drag you across
your own public stage
we burn her name in the back
anything with her name attached
her newspaper's in the trash
I just keep thinking man
what a waste
what a shame
I was starting to like her
but now she got great
we'd never hate her to her face
but I hope she knows
she knows, she knows, she knows
I don't like your tone
I don't like how much you've grown
it's so boring to not be yanking
muscle off of a woman's bone
everybody hates the-
everyone hates the unrelatable
and I love to place two of 'em
in the arena of the public's eye
and try and get'em to fight
about something dumb and we pick sides
'cause staring at her too long
made our life look like muted pastels
we'll love you
if you just make us feel better about ourselves
